Ha!
"Marvel at my dickmanship, ladies!", proclaims Lumberjack Bill.
Don't you wish you could do that?
Had to dot the 'i' with spit, though: didn't want to muss the composition. What prowess. Can anyone believe Lumberjack Bill never went into show business with talent like that?!
Sometimes Lumberjack Bill even surprises himself!
"Marvel at my dickmanship, ladies!", proclaims Lumberjack Bill.
Don't you wish you could do that?
Had to dot the 'i' with spit, though: didn't want to muss the composition. What prowess. Can anyone believe Lumberjack Bill never went into show business with talent like that?!
Sometimes Lumberjack Bill even surprises himself!

